Surreal Breakfast Cereal Advert from the 90s (IDENTIFIED!)

Today’s UWTV entry is about a surreal advert for breakfast cereal that was on UK TV in the 90s. From my recollection it was mid-to-late 90s, I think some time between 1994-98, but I can’t recall the exact year. Nor do I recall what cereal it was for but I’m fairly sure it was an ‘obscure’ cereal as opposed to the more well-known ones like Corn Flakes, All-Bran, Shredded Wheat etc. This advert was rather weird and (to me at least) perhaps unintentionally disturbing, so here goes…

The advert featured a comedic woman who was rather bumbling and silly, in a kitchen/dining room making a bowl of breakfast cereal for herself. (From memory the lady had quite long, thick hair, I think either blonde or possibly a reddish colour.) From my recollection there was a male voiceover and the lady didn’t say anything, it was more like a silent comedy thing, with her making the bowl of cereal. At the end of the advert, the lady sat down at the table to eat the cereal – and then, the room turned itself upside down, and the woman screamed as she and everything in the room fell crashing to the ‘floor’ (i.e. the ceiling that was now the floor). The advert ended with a shot of the cereal packet landing upright in front of the camera, and I think a male voiceover advertizing the cereal.

I recall seeing this advert quite a few times; I think it ran fairly regularly over a short period of time, but I cannot recall the exact year. Personally this advert always bugged me, because although it was obviously meant to be silly and comedic, it looked like a pretty nasty accident the woman was subjected to at the end, and what made it seem particularly unpleasant was the woman’s scream – if she’d let out a comical, light-hearted scream it probably would not have bugged me so much, but as she fell to the ‘floor/ceiling’, the woman let out a proper shrill, terrified scream that would rival that of Janet Leigh in Psycho – no way could I see this advert as being funny at all!

My search for this advert has brought me, naturally, to the Cereals & Other Ads channel on YouTube; I emailed the channel’s owner, but unfortunately he is not familiar with this advert, despite being a big collector of UK breakfast cereal commercials. If the advert managed to elude him I wonder if it may have been a regional advert rather than a national one (I live in the Northwest).

Of course there are hundreds if not thousands of commercial breaks from the 90s on YouTube, so I’m hoping this advert may be on one of them somewhere, but if so I have yet to come across it.

So it seems this elusive advert is deserving of a UWTV entry – does anyone recall this advert at all, know what it was for or know where we can find it? If so, please comment here or drop us an email!

UPDATE 30/03/23 – Thanks to one of our Twitter followers, @Carrigpudding, it seems this UWTV item has been found!

The advert is for Shredded Wheat, and can be viewed at the end of this ad break, at 3:20:

So it seems the advert was from earlier than believed, as this ad break is from November 1988. It’s possible the ad may have been repeated in the 90s, or it could just be a classic case of memory being unreliable. It’s also possible that a different ad reused the same idea in the 90s, but I see no real reason this particular advert isn’t the one I remembered.

And it’s yet another instance of childhood memory making an ad out to be more disturbing than it really was – as you can see from the video, the woman’s scream at the end is pretty comedic after all, and definitely not the ‘nasty accident’ I perceived it as when seeing it at a very young age!

Huge thanks to @Carrigpudding on Twitter for solving this mystery for us, and should anyone have any further info on similar adverts, don’t hesitate to contact us via the comments, Twitter or email!

Advert with a finger-wagging old lady and magic confectionery…

This latest search is for an advert that several of our readers have recalled, apparently from the mid-80s, for some sort of confectionery – either sweets, chocolate or bubblegum though we’re not certain which. The advert has been described as follows:

“The advert had some finger-wagging old bat scolding some little kid… she took a bite out of this confectionery that the kid had on him, whereupon its magical powers of zaniness sped up the old bat’s voice, lifted her into the air and hauled her off, still finger-wagging and screeching, into the wild blue yonder, and the kid grinned to the camera.”

Although a UK reader first brought this ad to our attention, a US-based visitor to the blog claimed to have seen this advert as well – it was not often that commercials were screened on both sides of the Atlantic, although it’s not out of the question that similar commercials may have been made in both countries, perhaps for an international product.

It is not certain as yet what type of confectionery the advert was for – Hubba Bubba was suggested, though a YouTube search has revealed no adverts matching this description yet. Refreshers is also a candidate, given the similarities to this animated Refreshers ad from the early 80s:

While the advert our readers recall was live action rather than animated, it’s quite possible it could have been a live action ad building on the earlier animated commercial for the same product.

It has also been suggested that this elusive clip featuring a woman and boy at a swimming pool seen on TV around the same time could have been an advert from the same series.

Does anyone have any recollection of this advert, or know where we can find it? If so, please post in the comments below or email us to solve the mystery!

Elusive advert featuring a blinking eye, possibly for Orange mobile…

This UWTV blog entry comes from one of our followers on Twitter, Emma Graney (@emmagraney). Emma recalls a strange advert from the 90s that could have been for Orange mobile, but she’s not certain… if anyone can help Emma identify this memory, please comment here or drop us an email!

Over to Emma…:

A lot of years ago, around the time of when Orange mobile started, they had a big ad campaign launch with a baby floating in it and clocks ticking down – I think this was around 1995… But before this launch there was, say, a 10 second advert that was shown of an eye blinking, with weird music to accompany it – a bit like those jewellery boxes that play a tune. I still know the tune it played.

I always thought it was an Orange advert and I have convinced myself it was. I can find NOTHING about it. This had led me down the paths of subliminal advertising, making it up and even thinking I had dreamt it. I didn’t! It was on the ad breaks…

And it had something to do with Orange (or did it?) But, there is nothing anywhere about it. Does anybody remember this? It was around 1995-1996. I know it’s true as my brother saw it as well and we both watched the same advert. You are my only hope Unidentified Weird Tv!

If Emma’s memory rings a bell for you, or you can help her identify it, please comment or email us!

Impact: Terrifying 80s TV Commercial

One thing that kids of The Haunted Generation era are all agreed on is that TV adverts were often terrifying or plain creepy – even when advertizing the most mundane kinds of products. The particularly eerie adverts for Castrol Oil are a firm case in point.

But there’s one advert for one such product that completely scared the bejeezus out of me as a young child, that I have yet to hear anyone else recollect when unprompted by me, and which does not seem to have resurfaced online. This advert was for a product called IMPACT.

I can’t remember exactly what kind of product Impact was, other than that it was a completely mundane household product of some sort, probably a cleaning product. But the TV advert (which I think ran around 1984-85 or so) was well and truly terrifying.

For some reason, the bottle for the Impact product had a close-up of a scary-looking Great White Shark’s face on the label. The advert ended with a close-up of the bottle – IIRC it kind of shot towards the screen, with the shark staring right at the viewer through the screen… and if this wasn’t disturbing enough, it was accompanied by a particularly threatening-sounding voiceover man saying “Impact – puts you right in there, and Won’t Let You Go.”

My toddler mind could not quite fathom that this ‘Impact’ was merely a harmless household product, and interpreted it as some kind of warning that the shark was out there, and was coming to get me – or that the product would unleash the shark on me, or something. Either way, I remember being truly petrified every time the advert came on and that shark stared right through the screen at me, accompanied by the chilling words of the voiceover man.

I have asked about this ad on the Weird British TV Memories (70s-90s) group on Facebook, and one other group member recollected it, agreeing it was horrific. But other than that, this advert remains elusive. A search on the History of Advertising Trust website has revealed the following adverts that may be related:

Fungicides Commercial: Impact Extra

Fungicides Commercial: Early Impact

These commercials seem to indicate that Impact may have been a fungicide, but either way they’re mild and completely unscary compared to the advert that traumatized my young mind.

So here’s an appeal to anyone who may have any recollection of the Impact commercial, or better still have a copy of it – if you recall this advert or are able to make it available for viewing again, please comment here or email us!

UPDATE, 03/10/24: Thanks to Jack Mortimer, one of our readers, we now know more or less for sure that Impact was a brand of bathroom cleaner. Jack stumbled across an advert for the product on a YouTube ad break from 1985, a still from which is below:

While there’s no shark on the bottle, it seems pretty certain this advert is for the same product the elusive shark advert was promoting. Thanks Jack for sending us this!

If you are able to help us find the terrifying ‘shark’ advert for Impact, or have any memory of it, please comment below or email us!