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The Head of a Man in a Peat Bog – Unidentified 80s Kids’ Show (IDENTIFIED – BUT STILL UNFOUND!)

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Today’s UWTV entry takes on the task of searching for an unidentified piece of kids’ TV from the 80s that a follower of Scarred For Life contacted them about back in 2018. Five years on, this TV memory remains unidentified – so can any of our followers solve the mystery?

This weird TV memory was apparently a kids’ show, although it sounds terrifying… yet as we all know, kids’ TV of the 70s and 80s really pushed the boundaries as far as ‘terrifying’ was concerned, so it wouldn’t surprise us at all if this recollection is accurate!

The person’s recollection is of a children’s TV show about the mummified head of a man found in a peat bog, which is placed in the garden of a house – and lo and behold, paranormal events occur culminating in the mysterious peat bog man appearing in his entirety. The recollection of the person who saw this show is as follows:

“Here are the things I remember –

  • I think it was a rainy day at school and this programme was put on the tv for us. I seem to remember it was unplanned.
  • There was the discovery of the head of a man in a peat bog.
  • The head was put in somebody’s garden.
  • The child who lived in the house attached to that garden was wary of it. I think maybe the child was seeing it appearing in other places.
  • The child is alone in the woods and turns to see the full peat bog man.

That’s it. It’s not much to go on. I was born in 1981 and I watched this a primary school so it would have been the late 80s, likely.”

Does anyone have any recollection of this? Any idea what show it might have been? Any idea where it can be found…? If you can solve this mystery for us, please comment below or send us an email!

UPDATE, 10/09/23

Well, thanks to two of our followers on Twitter/X – Tom Kiehl and Tom Kitten – it seems this UWTV memory has been identified, as a 2-part episode of Picture Box from 1988, titled “The Man In The Moss“.

IMDb contains the following information about the episode(s):

“Unusually for Picture Box, this episode did not feature any on-screen presenter. The Man in the Moss had its own short title sequence, shown after the standard Picture Box opening titles, and the track Suspended Thoughts by James Clarke played over the film opening and closing credits. This is one of the few 1970s or 1980s episodes of Picture Box that was not presented by Alan Rothwell.”

As with other episodes of Picture Box, the 2-parter was screened in schools – and other viewer recollections have told us that the head of the bog man was apparently found while burying a recently deceased dog, presumably the pet of the child character, and (somewhat disappointingly) the story ends by revealing the supernatural events to have been a misunderstanding or the product of the child’s imagination, and a moral about not jumping to conclusions. Twitter/X user Folk Horror Revival tells us “it was a cautionary tale about jumping to conclusions, which is a good message but judging by people’s recollections it doesn’t seem to have got through, everyone just seems to remember the terror of the 1st episode”.

While the ending does sound like a let-down, we’re all still very intrigued to see the 2-parter in full – so if anyone has access to a copy or knows where we may be able to find one, please comment below, email us or drop us a message on Twitter/X!

Thanks to everyone who contacted us with their suggestions and recollections about this UWTV memory and helped identify it for us! And thanks also to those who suggested and linked us to the Welsh film O’r Ddaear Hen (From the Old Earth) – while this may not have been the production we were looking for, it’s definitely well worth seeing!

In the meantime, we’d like to say a huge thank you to Feedspot, who have featured this blog in their list of Top 25 British TV Blogs on the web! Huge thanks to all at Feedspot, and to all our followers and contributors – we couldn’t have got this far without you!

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Advert with a finger-wagging old lady and magic confectionery…

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This latest search is for an advert that several of our readers have recalled, apparently from the mid-80s, for some sort of confectionery – either sweets, chocolate or bubblegum though we’re not certain which. The advert has been described as follows:

“The advert had some finger-wagging old bat scolding some little kid… she took a bite out of this confectionery that the kid had on him, whereupon its magical powers of zaniness sped up the old bat’s voice, lifted her into the air and hauled her off, still finger-wagging and screeching, into the wild blue yonder, and the kid grinned to the camera.”

Although a UK reader first brought this ad to our attention, a US-based visitor to the blog claimed to have seen this advert as well – it was not often that commercials were screened on both sides of the Atlantic, although it’s not out of the question that similar commercials may have been made in both countries, perhaps for an international product.

It is not certain as yet what type of confectionery the advert was for – Hubba Bubba was suggested, though a YouTube search has revealed no adverts matching this description yet. Refreshers is also a candidate, given the similarities to this animated Refreshers ad from the early 80s:

While the advert our readers recall was live action rather than animated, it’s quite possible it could have been a live action ad building on the earlier animated commercial for the same product.

It has also been suggested that this elusive clip featuring a woman and boy at a swimming pool seen on TV around the same time could have been an advert from the same series.

Does anyone have any recollection of this advert, or know where we can find it? If so, please post in the comments below or email us to solve the mystery!

The Green-Eyed Monster – One-off CITV Drama

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There were a lot of paranormal and sci-fi dramas on children’s TV throughout the 70s-90s. Many of these have strong cult followings all these decades on. But one that I rarely ever see anyone else mention – perhaps because it was a one-off as opposed to a series – is The Green-Eyed Monster, shown on Children’s ITV in 1989.

Technically this isn’t an ‘unidentified’ show, but it’s obscure and unknown enough to justify a post here. From my recollection, this one-off drama was shown around September 1989 – I may be wrong about the month but I seem to recall it being around that time of year. It was advertized a lot in trailers on CITV in the weeks leading up to its airing, so never one to miss a good paranormal show, I watched it…

The plot was about a young girl, who an internet search reveals was called Cora and was played by Joanne Leigh-Palmer. Cora possessed a strange psychic ability that caused her eyes to literally light up green whenever she became jealous – and whenever her eyes lit up, something bad would happen to the person she was jealous of. The main plot was about Cora’s mother having a baby, and this triggered Cora’s jealousy as up until then, she had been an only child and had always been the centre of attention.

Cue lots of strange and frightening things happening whenever her jealousy was aroused. I remember very few details so recollections from here are only vague… but I think there was one scene at a friend’s birthday party. According to one person I’ve found who recalls it, Cora made glass crack with her mind. And there was another scene where Cora was stood in line with a load of kids by a swimming pool, I think during a lesson of some sort (for some reason I seem to remember all the kids singing “Why are we waiting”) and Cora’s eyes lit up, and this caused the teacher to fall into the pool. The teacher then yelled at the girl stood behind her, accusing her of pushing her in – but she hadn’t, it was Cora’s psychic powers that did it. The show culminated in Cora’s house being set on fire, presumably due to her jealousy of the baby, and as the family stood outside the house as the fire brigade arrived, the camera closed in on the baby’s eyes turning green, indicating the baby had the same powers. That’s where it ended…

Although my memories are pretty vague, I seem to recall it being quite dark and freaky for a Children’s ITV show; or at least it struck my 7-year-old mind as being so. Surprisingly there seems to be next to nothing about it online – just this short article on the BFI website. The most detailed info I’ve found is this extract from Look-In, posted by someone on the Weird British TV Memories (70s-90s) group on Facebook:

The Green-Eyed Monster – excerpt from Look-In, 1989

Apparently it was scripted by Paula Milne, one of the UK’s most accomplished screenwriters – but other than the limited information online The Green-Eyed Monster seems to have completely vanished into obscurity.

On the subject of recurring tropes in sci-fi fiction, it’s probably worth me noting that this one-off drama seemed to have striking similarities with a very disturbing story I read as a child in a book of children’s sci-fi stories in the primary school I went to. It was a story about a boy called Simon who had strange psychic powers that meant he could cause things to happen just by thinking about them. Simon had just moved to a new neighbourhood, where he befriended the boy who was narrating the story – and at first the kids found Simon fun to have around, using his powers to help them get free ice creams, and get out of a scrape with the local bully. But later on, things turned nastier as Simon used his powers to do outright evil things, going as far as killing his teacher by causing him to have a car crash, while at home he used his powers to terrorize his parents, who lived in fear of him. Simon’s mother had just had a baby girl, and Simon was jealous of her and tried to use his powers to kill her – but the baby turned out to have the same powers and used them on Simon, causing him to levitate and hurl around the room, smashing into walls until he was dead. The story ended with Simon’s mother leaning over the baby’s cot, whispering “Oh no, not her as well…” (UPDATE: This story has now been identified and found – it’s “Sinful Simon” by John Wagner of 2000AD fame, published in the 1982 book Exciting Stories of Fantasy and the Future)

II’m digressing a bit by mentioning the above story here, but it’s worth noting the striking similarity to The Green-Eyed Monster, and I wonder if this story may have been its inspiration, or perhaps more likely, they may share a common inspiration.

Either way, I’ve found a small number of people who remember The Green-Eyed Monster and were freaked out by it as kids, and so naturally, would love to see it again… can we rescue this lost curiosity of 80s kids’ sci-fi from complete obscurity?

If you remember The Green-Eyed Monster or have any more detailed recollections… or better still, have a copy of it anywhere… then please drop us an email! And if not, feel free to share this blog post in the hope of reaching someone who can help!

UPDATE – 25/05/25 – It has been a pleasure to hear from Joanne Savory, who appeared as an extra in The Green-Eyed Monster as a child. Joanne tells us:

“The Swimming Pool Scene was filmed at Burntwood School, London, SW17 where I was a pupil.

My friends and I were lucky enough to appear a few times and I’m one of the girls swimming in the pool scene.

My friend and I were given strict instructions to swim really slowly (almost in slow motion) as the girl who played Cora wasn’t a confident swimmer.”

Joanne thinks she may have a copy of the show taped from the TV somewhere, so let’s hope she can reunite us with this long-lost TV obscurity – thanks Joanne for getting in touch!

Another weird circus clown memory…

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A while back we featured a UWTV memory from one of our readers, David McCarthy, about a stop-motion film about a circus clown who hangs himself after finding he’s unable to remove his make-up:

The Clown Whose Make-Up Wouldn’t Wash Off

As of yet this memory remains unidentified, but David has another memory from around the same time involving a circus clown. So we’re featuring it here on the off-chance anyone recalls it…

Says David:

“A children’s tv series from circa early 80s, maybe vaguely like the Famous Five but I don’t think that was it. I remember a scene where a circus clown is watching the kids from behind trees. The clown I think was wearing a hat, was young ish and had curly hair, not a wig. He turned out later to help the kids. Think he was in a circus camping locally. Just that early scene he was watching the kids from behind a tree, it came across as kind of sinister like he a villain. He takes an apple out of his pocket and bites into it as he watches the kids.

I’m pretty sure the clown turned out to be good and helped the kids later in the episode but in that scene where he’s watching them you don’t know that. I remember being quite creeped out by it.”

Does this sound familiar to you at all?

If so, please feel free to comment here or drop us an email!

(IDENTIFIED!) War Drama/Documentary about “The Charlemagne Division”

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70s and 80s society was awash with Cold War paranoia, and this was reflected in much of the TV at the time; the threat of nuclear war making for particularly gripping drama across the genres – influencing sci-fi, horror and general drama of the time.

One of this blog’s readers recalls a particularly unusual drama, seemingly a one-off, aired on UK TV in the late 80s or early 90s, done in the style of a documentary, on the subject of a war between the USA and the EU (EEC at the time of course).

The details we have are as follows:

“I seem to remember it being caused by the US using battlefield nukes against the East Germans which the West Germans considered an attack on themselves and off it all went. I think it was in a format that used fake news reports, I remember a mention of a combined French and German infantry division called “The Charlemagne Division” going into action against the US army that was stationed in Germany and possibly a segment on a French aircraft carrier being sunk.“

Does this ring a bell for any of our readers? We’d be very keen to find this piece of UWTV, so feel free to share this post as wide as you can, and if you recall this yourself or have any further details, please contact us or post a response here!

Update (28/11/20)

Thanks to Twitter user @Araminta_Kane we have managed to identify this show – it was a BBC-produced film aired in 1993 titled Europe on the Brink:

Europe on the Brink (includes YouTube video in Italian)

According to the link above:

“A drama set in the year 2013 which postulates that Europe has become rich and unified with Berlin Wall-style fortifications around it to keep out immigrants. It is also on the brink of war with the United States. The projected scenario is based on the work of strategic thinker Jonathan Eyal.”

The film does not seem to have been screened again since its airing on the BBC in 1993, and has never been released on DVD – so far we have only managed to locate a version of it on YouTube dubbed into Italian, which can be viewed on the above link.

Huge thanks to @Araminta_Kane (nice Moondial reference in that username) for identifying this elusive production for us – and if you can help us out further by hooking us up with the original English language version, please do not hesitate to comment here or send us an email!